"Have you ever heard the phrase cockblocking? You know, you’re at a bar, talking to a girl, and what happens? Her less attractive friend comes over and ruins everything. Cockblock. Well I have to tell you something guys: I have been the less attractive friend, and you were NOT cockblocked. I was following orders from my better-looking friend that she did not wanna fuck you. …Girls have two signals for their friends: ‘I’m gonna fuck him’ and ‘HELP.’"

Amy Schumer [x] (via rashaka)

The number of “get me out of here” tactics women have developed and shared to help each other escape from overly-insistent-to-borderline-predatory dudes in public places should probably be enough evidence of the existence of rape culture all on its own.

(via madgastronomer)

Bolded commentary.

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cr00klynn:

asvpfrenchie:

pradest:

My style isn’t even my style, I cant afford my actual style

this the most accurate shit

yes


Happy 23rd Birthday Tyler Garcia Posey!!!  [ October 18, 1991 ]



@sophiabush: Basically the best.
@sophiabush: Basically the best.

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.


daniels-gillies:

Blake Lively attends 2014 God’s Love We Deliver Golden Heart Awards (16 october 2014)

daniels-gillies:

Blake Lively attends 2014 God’s Love We Deliver Golden Heart Awards (16 october 2014)


 

piertotum-locomottor:

url-coming-soon:

theywillnotforceus:

if i was music i’d be a single

yeah because you’re the best song on the album

image


gvnkin:

botanize:

one more sandwich story when i was six my mum made me ham sandwiches and my friend had skin that was the same colour as ham and i’d feel bad eating it because it felt like i was eating her and i’d always leave over my sandwiches and my mum asked why and i was too embarassed to tell her the real reason so i told her i was vegetarian like my dad and to make that lie consistent ive been vegetarian for the past  almost 13 years 

Jesus Christ


ahlohomora:

how did i even survive back in 2011

ahlohomora:

how did i even survive back in 2011


khubleesi:

thatfunnyblog:

I LAUGHED AT THIS MUCH MORE THAN I SHOULD HAVE

I am so fucking happy this is back in my life once again